If you put a Yeti in a flower pot you would be a Hairy Potter.
Today I went to a meeting of the minds
To try and make a led horse drink.
We picked it up and threw it in the lake
But all the old thing did was
Look a gift horse in the mouth. If you look in the other end, you’re liable to have your teeth kicked in.Ryan Davison
The pen is mightier than the sword,
but you must be precise when you thrust.